I think this is hilarious
About Me
- Lazy Cheap Fat Bastard
- Washington, DC
- A book publisher once asked me if I ever took a picture where I didn’t look drunk. I responded: why would I take a picture if I hadn’t been drinking? Shit, profiles are like picture day in elementary, no matter how much you prepare or brush your teeth, you still look like a fucking dork. At least look as if you were having a great time.
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